10 reasons Women are better than Men

Here is why i think women are better than men :

1. Women smell better
Have a woman exercise all day long , in the head . Have a man do the same thing. After a while you will always find that the woman smells better

2. Women are pretty
They are beautiful , men always like to look at women , they are like jewels or kittens . You can never get bored

3. Women can control men
This is old news , since the dawn of time men have been controlled by women . Even the most powerful man on the planet has a woman that will tell him what to do

4. Men feel good around women
I have noticed that men like having women around . Even on a guys night out , it is good to have a woman in the background . Men like to be watched by women , they need a woman to see what they do .

5. Women are clean
They bathe/shower more often , they will spend hours taking care of their bodies

6. Women are softer
It feels nice when you hold a woman in your arms
The skin is soft and warm , who doesn’t like that ?

7. Women can make babies
Yup , we men would be extinct if there where no babies , having women around will keep us alive . Men will never be able to have children (maybe with some tech ? )

8. Women have boobies
Another thing that a man can’t have . In fact Boobies control the universe and the minds of men.

9. Women have more holes than men
Yes it is true , they do have more holes , a tested and proven fact , unless we shoot a man , he will always have fewer holes :)

10. Women do not need men
If they discover a way to procreate without the help of man , we are fracked .. This is why we are still around ..

ok , that is about it .. i am sure there are way more reasons , these are the ones invoked by me today